AISubs v3.7
- Hello, everyone! I'm Tetsuya. - I'm Ryo.
- I'm Sashimi. - I'm Imaru.
A few days ago,
about 5 or 6 years ago,
Edwin, who appeared in my 10th video,
- Yes. - Yes.
- An American friend of mine - Yes.
- came over - Yes.
- and we shot a video together. - Yes.
- Well, there was a video we wanted to shoot - Yes.
and it was just right for us to be in Japan, so we asked him for it.
- But when we brought it over here, - Yes.
- Edwin gave us an idea. - Oh!
- He came up with a video like this. - Oh!
- How thoughtful of you!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- When we said we wanted to shoot a video like this, - Yes.
- we didn't really have a plan like "How about this?" - No.
- Yes. - Can you tell us what it's about?
- It's a bit like LINE, you know? - Yes, it's like LINE.
- Japanese people don't smile much except when they're drinking. - Oh, I see!
- So my idea is...
- Edwin will be the headmaster's stupid teacher. - No, no!
- He'll be the teacher of smiles and laughter. - Yes.
- He'll be really strict and strict, and he'll teach you how to laugh. - Yes.
- I think it'll be fun. - How about it?
- It's awesome! - Awesome!
- I'm excited! - It's awesome!
- Just now, our teacher prepared it for us. - Oh!
- So next you'll all learn how to laugh without forgetting, and you'll become Japanese. - Oh!
- It's actually like that. - Oh, I see.
- Japanese people don't smile much except when they're drinking. - Yes.
- So Edwin will teach you how to laugh and smile, and I think it's a class where you can get encouraged. - I see!
- I hope it's helpful. - Yes, I hope it's helpful.
- Let's go! - Yes, let's go!
- I hope it's helpful. - Yes, let's go!
I like it.
I'll wait for the class to finish.
Please support us.
It's not good.
What are you doing?
I'm tired.
Stand up!
Hands!
Excuse me.
Sit down!
You guys are stupid.
Why are you giving it to me?
You're not dead.
Smile.
Do you want to get this beautiful smile?
Yes!
That's wonderful.
Then, welcome to the Golden Smile Academy.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I've never seen it before.
Self-introduction.
Why can't you smile?
Please tell me.
Oh, yes.
I've got a big cartilage and it hurts and I can't smile.
That's right.
Go ahead.
This morning, before I came here, I dropped one of my two gold balls.
I can't believe it!
Why are you smiling?
Go ahead.
Recently, my parents found out that I was a cow and I still can't smile.
I don't know that Japanese at all, but you really look like a Japanese person.
Let's level up now.
Presentation.
Let's start the presentation.
Do you know where smiles come from?
Face?
Expression?
No!
Then?
This is it.
You can only make a fresh smile?
If you force it, it's not funny at all!
Feel it! Feel it! Emotion!
Why do you smile in Japanese?
What do you think?
Do you know?
Maybe it's because you work too much.
That's a funny answer, but it's not!
It's funny.
What?
A long time ago, Shogun Horaidogari Sugi decided not to receive it.
Not to receive it?
That's right.
Shogun Horaidogari Sugi.
That Shogun's example is "If someone laughs, you get a pen pen punishment."
What is this?
That's a pen pen tool.
That Shogun's example is "If someone laughs, you get a pen pen punishment."
The person who is laughing is a samurai, but that person is short and tiny.
Do you know what this is?
What is this?
A black ship from America came and wanted to import smiles to Japan, but the Shogun decided against it.
Shogun Horaidogari Sugi.
Yes, he smiles a lot.
Smiles! Smiles! I want to put in smiles! I want to put in smiles!
But it's not allowed in Japan!
I don't want smiles.
Even though there is no Shogun in Japan now, there is still a culture of not laughing.
There is still a culture of not laughing.
It's not bad at all.
Now, I will explain when you will smile.
When you are happy and having fun.
Of course, everyone knows that.
For example, when you look at your lover in the eye.
Thank you very much!
What do you call your nose?
Nosebleed!
Cut it!
Nosebleed!
Can you explain it to me?
Yes.
Smelling your nose.
Smelling my nose and smelling good.
If you smell good, of course you are a fool.
Fool?
Fool!
I'm sorry.
Thank you for laughing.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
When you meet the Shogun of America?
Smile.
When do you smile?
When you are sad.
When you meet Sony of Japan?
Why?
No?
Absolutely not!
Are you crazy?
Are you serious?
Japanese culture doesn't allow you to smile.
I've never seen a Japanese YouTuber like you.
Are you okay?
When you are happy?
When you are happy.
When you are unhappy.
For example, when you are unhappy.
You are not happy.
You are happy.
When you are unhappy.
When you are unhappy with your boss's wife.
You will never get it.
It is a long time ago that Japanese scholars have been studying how to smile recently.
You don't know it 100%, but you will be able to make a perfect smile soon.
Do you smile with medicine?
I don't know it, either.
This is a face that normal people can't make.
This muscle is for smiling.
You only use it.
If you use a red one, you will get wrinkles.
Angle is also important.
If you change your angle at this time, your facial expression will be different.
You can't think about it.
Be careful.
Your facial expression will be 180 degrees and it will look weird for a long time.
Let's do a face exercise.
Let's practice together.
Let's do a preparation exercise.
Imitate me.
It's harder than I thought.
Concentrate.
If you can make the worst facial expression, you will be happy.
If you can make the best facial expression, you will be happy.
That's right.
Smile.
It's someone's form.
I can't believe it.
This is a chopstick.
Mix it.
I think it's easier to understand if you take it off when you explain it.
Are you a teacher?
- 30 minutes a day. - 30 minutes a day, okay?
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm sorry.
Ouch!
It really hurts.
I'd like one volunteer.
- The one in the middle. - Okay.
This is a personal massage from Edo.
- Personal? - Yes.
Personal massage.
Okay.
It really feels good for your jaw muscles.
Okay!
That's it.
- That's it. - That's it.
Call me later, okay?
Let's practice smiling in various ways.
Please show me your smile.
Silence!
Smile like this.
Good morning, smile!
If you meet someone, say "good morning" in English.
But Japanese people really ignore you.
If you meet someone, they ignore you.
So say "good morning" in Japanese.
Say it!
- "Good morning." - Smile!
- I won't say it! - Oh, you won't say it.
- I won't say it! - I'm sorry.
- Smile! - I'm sorry for laughing at you.
Smile like you're working part-time at a cafe.
I don't know this one.
Next one.
Weird smile.
Okay, try it.
It's not a weird smile!
Weird and weird smiles are different.
Let's practice this weird smile.
I'm stupid, but let's practice.
Let's practice.
- Exam! - Exam!
First, Ryo-san, please sit down.
We're going to give you a question.
If you can make a smile suitable for this sentence, you'll get a point.
- Okay. - Okay?
- Okay. - Okay.
Please try it.
When you go harvesting often.
- It's a little different. - It's different.
You'll get a point for this one.
Please try it.
- It's a little different. - It's different? - Yes.
When this cafe was released,
try your best.
You're doing pretty good!
- You're doing pretty good. - Thank you.
- 90%. - That's good.
When a dog licks your nipples,
- Yes. - try your best. - Yes.
It's different.
- It's like a dog. - It's like a dog.
It's like a dog!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - Yes.
When you smile.
- It's a little different, right? - It's a little different.
Isn't he a little young for an old man?
When the president praised you.
It's wrong!
- It's wrong, right? - It's wrong.
- Next is... - Next is...
Go ahead. Try your best.
It's a little different.
That's really a failure, right?
- You failed. - That's really a failure, right?
- Yes. - What?
Try your best!
- I'll give a little punishment. - Punishment?
- I'll give a little punishment. - What?
If you wear this hat and look at me all the time,
- Yes. - Try your best.
Famous blind man.
- Famous blind man. - Famous blind man.
Famously...
When your makeup is perfect, please.
It's really boring, isn't it?
It's a little different, isn't it?
What kind of smile do you have when you get a massage that's too amazing?
You're wrong!
It's different, it's meaningless.
It's different, isn't it?
Next, what kind of face do you have when you get a scolding from the president?
You're wrong!
What do you mean?
I'm sorry.
Out!
Do you like it?
No, I don't like it.
Do you like it?
No, I don't like it.
Thank you very much.
Let's vote now.
Who is the best?
What do you think, Macy and Sky?
I liked the cafe's expression.
Thank you very much.
Let's vote now.
Thank you very much.
Did you like it?
Yes, I liked it. Thank you very much.
Let's vote now.
Do you think you can smile?
Yes, I can.
Thank you very much.
Let's take a picture together.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Cheese!
This is the last one.
The end.
Thank you for watching!